Big Ass Lump of Coal

Legend has it st. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad.

Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his big ass lump of coal - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans.

Product specs: 3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal Made in the usa by humans, not elves May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty According to cindy in accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys. Size: 10 oz.

**this product has an intentionally distressed looking carton**