Boobs are real, Smile Is Fake

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Boobs are Real, Smile is fake

Garments fit true to size

 

Mineral Tee

Our unisex premium tee, mineral washed to look and feel just like your favorite vintage tee.  Made from 100% ringspun cotton, the fabric is substantial but washed down and exceptionally soft.  Broken in for a lifetime of comfort and wear in 7 vintage colors.

 Features: Side Seamed. Retail Fit. Tight-knit.  Double-needle topstitched. Shoulder taping. 

 Fabrication: 100% Ringspun Cotton, 30 Singles, 4.3 oz. (145 gsm)

Heather Tee

  • 3.6 oz., 65% polyester/35% ring-spun cotton (unless otherwise noted)

  • Heat-set to minimize shrinkage

  • Ribbed crew neck

  • Taped neck and shoulders to provide durabilty

  • Double needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem

  • Tear Anywhere label

  • NAFTA Certified